RICE OVER SPUDS | Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
As roasted in the group chat — now on a shirt.
As settled in midfield — now on a shirt.
North London has always known what belongs on top.
One midfield general. One helpless spud.
One very nervous little chicken.
This was never a fair comparison.
The RICE OVER SPUDS is for anyone who likes their football controlled, composed, and served with a side of derby-day disrespect. Featuring the man in red casually weighing up two familiar North London ingredients, this design makes the hierarchy perfectly clear.
Wear it on match day, derby day, or whenever someone from the other side of North London forgets their place.
Rice runs North London. The sides can fight for second.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 86 | 89 |
| B) Width (cm) | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152 | 162 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 | 81 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.9 | 35 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 63.8 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 31.9 |
Care Instructions
| General | The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects. |
| Wash | Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality. |
| Store | Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices |
SHIPPING & RETURNS
Printed to order. Production takes 3–5 business days, then shipping:
- United States — 5–8 business days
- Canada — 7–12 business days
- United Kingdom — 6–10 business days
- Europe — 7–12 business days
- Australia & New Zealand — 8–14 business days
- Rest of world — 10–20 business days
Free US shipping over $75. 30-day unworn swaps. No returns on hurt feelings.