The Sideline

Fight Night Predictions I'm Legally Not Responsible For
My picks for the main card, delivered with the confidence of someone who is usually wrong. Screenshot this so you can blame me later. Read more...
A Statistical Guide To Blaming The Officials
The numbers say your team lost. But sure, let's look at the numbers that say it wasn't them — I brought receipts anyway. Read more...
Power Ranking The Excuses I Heard This Weekend
Injuries, the ref, the weather, mercury in retrograde; I ranked all of them by how hard they cope. Spoiler: your favorite one finished last. Read more...